Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Yo yo. For real y'all I am all retyyyr n shit. Don't step, don't step. You know my game is real, my game's legit, show-tie cawww me, cawww me bay-be. I am maxin and relaxin--heyal. Holla!

I gots ma Adidas and ma pinkay ring, you gots your game son? I am fo reeaal. I am Caastro. Caaaystro y'all. Shit.

3 comments:

Tessa said...

Ok, I knew Castro was retiring, but I did not figure out this was him (HE LOOKS SO DIFFERENT!) until I got the end of your post. I just thought you were making fun of an old man....

amityb said...

Why would I poke fun at the elderly for no apparent reason. This is one of the last great iconoclasts of capitalism, who appears to be pulling a b-boy stance in an adidas track suit and pinkie ring.

amityb said...

Actually, upon further examination of the pinkie in question, I believe it is nothing more than a shiny speck of flesh in a very blurred photo.

I wonder if he was wearing a blingy Texas belt too.