Quote of the Week:
"No, I taught them to make ethnic slurs."
(My friend Sean S. served in the Peace Corps a few years back. They sent him to Uzbekistan, where he became a prime ambassador for our great nation. He recently paid me a visit before heading out to play a mean game of frisbee. He's very enthusiastic about frisbee. He's very enthusiastic about things in general.)
Enthusiastic Sean: Wow, you live right next to a baseball field!
Me: Yeah, you play?
Sean (enthusiastically): No, but I am American! And I taught baseball in Uzbekistan.
Me: What other America things did you teach, did you teach them to make apple pies?
Enthusiastic Sean: No, I taught them to make ethnic slurs.
*(Greg Dworkin, inventor of the APR series, is on vacation.)* *Alexandra Petri* at *The Washington Post* writes—*Sean Spicer is free!* The enchantment is...
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