Here are some pics and captions of Obama that I lifted from Wonkette. I'd like to dedicate this post to Evan, who is a racist and will laugh. Enjoy:
Everyone's favorite Barry Obama tried to connect with "the average American" serf today by attending the whitest event ever: the "Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo 2008." Hurrah! He sat on various farm tractors, and then looked at other farm tractors, and then asked people what the hell tractors do.
This is a thing called "-CHALMERS." Barry has no idea what a "-CHALMERS" machine does, but he supposes this friendly face might know. The friendly face tells him to push the orange button, lift the steam pipe, open the valve, and then go fuck himself. The friendly face, you see, does not care for black people.