(The following conversation took place in-between songs on karaoke night. Sarah V was amped up on Sparks and ready to sing her second Justin Timberlake song).
Danny: So I really like this girl at my work, and one of my co-workers,
this other girl, told me I should tell her, "You look like you had a really nice
body in college."
Me: What? That's so f**ked up!
Danny: Well yeah, but she says I need to bruise this girls's ego so that
she looks to me to build it back up.
Me: No. No, I believe that's gonna get you nowhere Danny. That shit doesn't
Sarah V: WHAT?!?! That's the most f**ked thing I've ever heard! If
a guy said that to me, I'd chop off his balls and say, "Sorry--you look like you had a
really nice ball sack in college!"