WHERE THE KISSES ARE HERS AND HERS AND HERS AND HIS
Originally there was a redhead in this photo, but Neilsen viewers did not like her.
Today, while on the serious prowl for a room to rent, I happened upon this little gem of an ad, it really inspired me to reply. But instead of showing up at this guy's home with a red wig, pepper spray and steel-toed shoes (for pantal area kickings), I decided to respond back with my own ad. I am hoping he responds to my ad, and believes he's found an answer to all his prayers...
His Craigslist ad:
$1000 Looking for red-headed female roommate (cole valley / ashbury hts)
Reply to: email@example.com
Date: 2007-07-18, 9:55PM PDT
Yes, I know that this may sound very wierd, but I would highly prefer a red-headed female roommate to move in August.
I am 32 year old male, and live with 25 year old female. She always has her brunette cousin over, so I wanted to fulfill my high school dream (and brag to all my guy friends) of having a hot blonde, brunette, and red-headed roommate. Oh yeah, you have to be somewhat attractive.
The place is great. Very spacious. Details:
-2 Living rooms/bar area/fire place (All windows- lots of natural light!)
-FREE WASHER/DRYER in the garage!! This place is awesome!!
-Yard Access/great for BBQ.
If you are not redheaded but willing to either dye your hair or at the very least wear a wig from time to time, we can talk. Good luck in your search.
$1100 Red-headed female seeks male housemate and brunette female housemate (cole valley / ashbury hts)
Reply to: firstname.lastname@example.org
Date: 2007-07-19, 12:07PM PDT
THIS IS NOT A JOKE! ONLY SERIOUS RESPONSES PLEASE!
So I'm looking for a great room with all the emminities, a wet bar and jacuzzi is a definate +++!
My friends think I'm crazy, but I've always had this high school fantasy of living in the big city (I'm fresh off the farm from Missoula, Montana) with a really cool guy and two hot girls--a blond and a brunette. Kind of like "Three's Company" --if it was on late night Cinemax if you know what I mean!
If you don't know what I mean, (I'm sorry but I'm a little nervous and even prudish in real life--this is a totally impulsive thing for me to be posting), I want to fulfill the desires of one very lucky San Francisco man.
More about me: I like to watch the sea lions on the wharf with a brown-bagged mini bottle of tequila, and LOVE taking the time to stroll around North Beach and grab a fine pasta or egg roll. I also LOVE musical theter and saw Legally Blonde, like, five times. Right now I'm cocktail waitressing some nights and teaching Pilates during the day. I don't like to brag, but I used to do calendar modeling, and almost won Miss Tropicana Hotel Las Vegas a few years back. I love fitness!
If you think we could be a good fit, please let me know! I really like Cole Valley and tons of other places around Haight St, but am open to other suggestions...email me!
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