HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MR PRESIDENT
Why don't you give yourself the gift of human decency and self-respect and drop off the face of the planet already? As you celebrate your birthday, never for one second doubt that a good portion of the world's population will be praying for your deathday.
NOT ME, OF COURSE, I EMPHATICALLY LOVE MY PRESIDENT AND MY GOVERNMENT. I WISH MY CAPS LOCK MADE MY WORDS EVEN BIGGER SO THAT I COULD STRESS THIS ENOUGH.
Here’s something to start out today’s APR that’s nearly 10 weeks old and not really punditry but that still merits notice under our current circumstances...
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