"On the outskirts of every agony sits some observant fellow who points." --Virginia Woolf
Thursday, October 09, 2008
Slime for Grown-Ups
Did you know that it is the 30th anniversary of slime? According to Japan Trend Shop, which offers $19 tubs of "Adult Slime with relaxing aroma" it is. And what better way to celebrate than with four exciting flavors: hot, relax, elegant, and love? I can't think of a better way to set the mood for an evening of good old-fashioned adult fun than to pour scented ooze all over myself. Ah yes, slime certainly does bring me back. Makes me want to relive my youth, living vicariously through various castmembers of "You Can't Do That on Television":
I am uncommonly mobile; I have circumnavigated the globe eight times, walking amazing distances. Through the South Island of New Zealand to the Southern Alps. From Chile to the Andes in Argentina. Across the Serengeti in Africa. I made 300 ascents of mountains 10,000 ft. tall or more, including the Matterhorn, Mont Blanc, and Kilimanjaro. I traveled alone, aided only by my porters, sketching volcanos and collecting wildflowers along the way.