Slime for Grown-Ups

Did you know that it is the 30th anniversary of slime? According to Japan Trend Shop, which offers $19 tubs of "Adult Slime with relaxing aroma" it is. And what better way to celebrate than with four exciting flavors: hot, relax, elegant, and love? I can't think of a better way to set the mood for an evening of good old-fashioned adult fun than to pour scented ooze all over myself. Ah yes, slime certainly does bring me back. Makes me want to relive my youth, living vicariously through various castmembers of "You Can't Do That on Television":