Showing posts with label mental problems. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mental problems. Show all posts

Monday, July 21, 2008

The Great Battle of Wesley Willis v Donna Summer

I think I've got a new neurological disorder--somebody alert the APA! I have TWO cases of the earworms (or as Oliver Sacks likes to call it "involuntary musical imagery"). The first, Donna Summer's "McArthur Park":



The other, Wesley Willis' "Rock n Roll McDonald's":



The Donna Summer is stuck pretty good you guys. So much so that I had a dream about it the other night. The following dialog occurred, in the dream, on the phone (this is all I can remember):

Unknown person: I can't come over I am camping. At McArthur Park.

Me: McArthur BART (an Oakland train stop)? Why would you camp at a BART station?

Unknown person: McArthur Park!

Me: I am hearing: McArthur BART.

Unknown person: McArthur Park! I'm at the park! It's melting in the dark!

(The end).

They say that songs stay in one's head because there is an element within the tune itself: the melodic structure is hard to follow, the lyrics don't make any sense; and the mind is left puzzled and trying to fit the pieces together. In this case I think the problem has to do with the latter explanation. Probably the part where Summer says something about a "yellow cotton dress foaming like a wave" or "birds like tender babies in your hand" or the cake with green frosting melting in the rain. I've sung this song to people and they don't believe that these are the actual lyrics. But they are--watch the video.

With the Wesley Willis, I think it's the pre-programmed Casio country beat, especially the middle instrumental segment. I mean, I think the lyrics are pretty straightforward: "they serve quarter pounders, they will put pounds on you!" But I probably have this song stuck in my head because John W made me sing it all day last weekend, because I can sing that one pitch-perfect and I know all the words (to the chorus).

Donna Summer may have won this battle--considering the fact that she has seeped into my dream realm--but I swear to you Donna Summer, the war has just begun! I am full of obscure songs that will beat out your bizarro cake song one of these days!

Thursday, May 31, 2007

CHART AND GRAPH INADEQUACY

This morning my boss asked me to devise a chart based upon data from the US Dept of Labor, Commerce, etc to compliment an article I had written about small businesses in California. What I soon came to realize was that I am completely incompetent in this department, and came up with the following graphic explaining my incompetence...

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he had me create an index instead.

Wednesday, May 09, 2007

I CRIED SO HARD LAST NIGHT

Because I just had to read all the creepy Twilight Zone-bizarro details of little American children emotionally attaching themselves to lifesize, cardboard replicas of their fathers (some cases mothers) on duty in Iraq...it just doesn't seem right.
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read about "flat daddies" in the nytimes here: http://www.nytimes.com/2006/09/30/us/30daddy.html?ex=1317268800&en=ac9e5a35391575ed&ei=5090&partner=rssuserland&emc=rss